PHIL CONNORS

forecaster, womanizer, asshole.

THOMAS \ ORIN

he/it/vulp \ 7teen
adhd \ jewish
choleric \ n.evil
ENTP 8w7 s-p
your favorite high-school bully.

ME IRL, NOT KIN:

ABOVE SELFHOOD:

ted spankoffski (tgwdlm)
hobbes (calvin & hobbes)
kermit the frog (the muppets)
flynn rider (tangled)
pablo the penguin (backyardigans)
dennis reynolds (iasip)
jeff winger (community)

IDs:

kenickie murdoch (grease)
kurt kelly (heathers)
scut farkus (a christmas story)
bombalurina (cats)
rum tum tugger (cats)
whizzer brown (falsettos)
troy barnes (community)
lego joker (lego batman)
all cartoon & goofy jokers (dc comics)
selina kyle/catwoman (dc comics)
leaf coneybear (spelling bee)
vice principal panch (spelling bee)
jedediah smith (natm)
greaseball (starlight express)
baron zemo (mcu)
junior spaceclaw (starship)
gaston (beauty and the beast)
freddy jones (school of rock)
prince achmed (twisted)
james bond (james bond)
han solo (star wars)
bandit king (trail to oregon)
jfk (clone high)
billy loomis (scream)
thomas o’malley (aristocats)
elmo (sesame street)
darkstripe (warrior cats)
sol (warrior cats)
wilbur cross (black friday)
jessica rabbit (wfrr)
albert (newsies)
spaceman benny (the lego movie)
king julien (madagascar)
skipper (madagascar)
kevin mccallister (home alone)

HIGH KINS:

keith (solve-it-squad)
tramp (lady and the tramp)
hemingway (poe party)
shere khan (jungle book)
bagheera (jungle book)
scar (lion king)
hans westergaard (frozen)
kristoff bjorgman (frozen)
jerry seinfeld (seinfeld)
dr. robotnik (sonic)
mal (addams family)
clyde (bonnie & clyde)
superman (holy musical b@man)
robbie rotten (lazytown)
graystripe (warrior cats)
daffy duck (looney tunes)
bugs bunny (looney tunes)
mungojerrie (cats)
ducker (firebringer)
pres. goodman (black friday)
ferris (f. bueller)
cameron (f. bueller)
armitage hux (star wars)
C3PO (star wars)

KINS:

ron weasley (harry potter)
spider-man (all vers)
spider-noir (all vers)
spider-ham (all vers)
steve rogers (all vers)
gina linetti (b99)
rosa diaz (b99)
shadowy figure (clone high)
DMA (spies are forever)
richard "dick" big (spies are forever)
morticia (addams family)
gomez (addams family)
stingy (lazytown)
grover (sesame street)
lefty (sesame street)
zoe (sesame street)
ernie (sesame street)
tom (tom & jerry)
holden caulfield (catcher)
thomas bryant (legend series)
ransom drysdale (knives out)
february (starship)
martha may whovier (the grinch)
marty (grease)
mettaton (undertale)
cleopatra (clone high)
brian (breakfast club)
claire (breakfast club)
howard stark (agent carter)

+ many unlisted!

DNI/BYF

my triggers include...
incredibly severe trypophobia.bugs. all bugs. every bug ever.softblocking with no warning & hardblocking at all.spooky things/the holiday of halloween/classic horror, especially 80s. (scream is okay!)z//mb//es.
do not follow if you...
fit usual dni criteria (racist, homophobic, antisemitic, etc).are under 15/above 22post any of my triggers w/out warning slides.kin me/my selfhoods.don’t see me (jake peralta, phil connors, orin scrivello) as myself

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